ammits420friendlychillspot:

*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”

(Source: ammit420)

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: abrotion)

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore